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Diary of a Madman -- NCAA 2000.    -- Primis            3-16-00,   2:15PM
Today (Thursday) the First Round action started in an absolute basketball orgy, with so many games going on at once only a madman would attempt to watch at least parts of each and every one, right?

Probably.   And yet despite that fact (or in support of it, depending on your view), that's precisely what I set out to do.

That's one of the beautiful things about the weird hours I work -- due to nearly killing myself with hours I worked in the last week and a half, as it worked out I get today and tomorrw (Friday) off.  However, I will be on the road tomorrow, and thus I made a point to indulge my college hoops obsession today while upsets are still mere gleams in the eyes of small-time schools.

Thursday, 2:25PM

The first games are beginning to come to a close.  St. Bonaventure has taken the #5 Seed Kentucky Wildcats to Overtime.  The Bonnies have played well and actually controlled the game for a good portion with as much as a commanding 10-point lead.  Meanwhile Auburn just barely survived Creighton, making me rather nervous for picking Auburn to advance as far as I did even without Porter.  The actual insanity, craziness, and mayhem has begun as the first games wind down...

2:40PM

St. Bonaventure, down by 3 with 0.4 seconds to go in OT, gets fouled by Kentucky on a 3-point shot, and makes all 3 free throws, to send the game into Double Overtime as CBS's Kevin Harlan exclaims "Welcome to the NCAA Tournament, everyone!".  And for once, I have to agree with him.  Kentucky is in serious trouble though -- they have only dressed 9 players for the game and are running out of players due to foul trouble.

2:55PM

Kentucky survives to beat St. Bonaventure 84-80 in Double OT.  Rather disappointing since the Bonnies put up such a fight and probably deserved to win, but so goes the NCAA Tournament.  It's do or die...  Also much to my dismay, Oklahoma has downed Winthrop, but not in very convincing fashion considering that Winthrop couldn't hit a shot -- in fact just as I predicted Eduardo Najera has so far proved to be a non-factor, and I still can't see the Sooners going anywhere in the tournament.  Texas also dropped the Sycamores of Indiana St. in one of the other few convincing wins of the day so far.

3:10PM

Purdue and Dayton have just tipped off, and Syracuse tips off against Samford at 3:23.  What kind of morons schedule a tip-off time for 3:23PM on the dot?  Not 3:20.... 3:23.  What, the 3 minutes make that much difference?  Yet more proof the NCAA is comprised of idiots who don't have their priorities straight

3:15PM

The Purdue/Dayton game has barely started and CBS has already had like 3 commercial breaks.  What a joke.  At least Beast Wars is on FOX right now to watch during commercial breaks.

3:25PM

ARGH!!!!  The all-too-painful realization that all local internet access is down due to phone and fiber-optics problems in Lansing has just hit -- I can't get online and get real-time updates for every game.  Apparently Ameritech has killed all phone service in the 517 area code after a bnig screw-up on their part. I wish Dark Things<TM> upon Ameritech for doing this to me.  The nerve.

4:58PM

Special thanks again to Ameritech for setting technology back at least several decades on one of the most important days in all of internet sports.  Morons. (Anyone else ever notice how when something goes wrong with telephones it's always Ameritech's fault?)  The end result is I've only been able to track the Purdue/Dayton game locally on TV, although it has been a doozy of a good one.  LSU also just defeated SE Missouri St. by 3.

5:10PM

Purdue ekes out a 2-point against Dayton.  With under 4 seconds left in the game, after Purdue Brian Cardinal misses the front-end of a 1-and-1, a Dayton player opts to selfishly take an off-balance, running, near mid-court 3-point shot that doesn't even come close to making it, instead of dishing it off to his right where a teammate is set for a wide-open three.  Sounds like a decision Ameritech would make.  This day is starting to get ugly...

5:25PM

Elsewhere Syracuse has dumped Samford, and Iowa St dropped Central Connecticutt St.  Thus an interesting trend has developed at the halfway point of today's games.  Almost every one of the games have been good games and competitive, but there haven't been any upsets yet.  Too bad -- upsets are what the tourney thrives on.  However, upsets are still possible, as we have 8 games to go yet before the day is over.  And Ameritech still sucks.

5:45PM

After quickly gulping down supper I turn to ESPN to watch analysis of the games completed, and the games yet to come.  The local evening news just is lame in comparison.  I begin to feel genuinely sorry for ESPN's Chris Fowler -- not only does he have to put up with Digger Phelps' know-it-all dialogue, but also the just-morally-wrong enthusiasm and chatter of Dick Vitale.  But at least I can respect Vitale, because his enthusiams is genuine.  I just wish Phelps would go away.  Soon.  Yeesh, why do they have to take a break until 7:30PM to get the next set of games underway?!

7:00PM

Maybe the break isn't so bad after all.  I was able to sneak in a quick haircut that I needed along with some other stuff.  Ahhhh, yeessss... now the second half of the slate of games can go on undisturbed.  The way it SHOULD be.

8:15PM

#1 Michigan State has opened its game against #16 Valparaiso with an 18-3 lead. The Louisville/Gonzaga game is also shaping up to be a good one.  In the meantime the much-hyped Iona/Maryland game is a 20-4 blowout thus far.  #16 Jackson St. is tyed with #1 Arizona in a 15-15 tie as well.  All this plus I'm also trying to watch the Detroit Red Wings/Toronto Maple Leafs NHL matchup on ESPN2 (hey life isn't just basketball -- it's hockey too).  Why does everything cool have to be on all simultaneously?...

8:35PM

If there ever was a lower seed that was a favorite in a game, it would have to be #10 Gonzaga taking on #7 Louisville.  And true to form, Gonzaga is giving the Cardinals all they wanted and then some at the half.  Which beckons the question: Because Gonzaga is favored even though they are a lower seed, what if there are no other upsets?  "Could the first day of the tourney really end up being this predictable and uneventful?..."  Doesn't matter anyways, as Ameritech still has the upset of the day -- as in they upset me greatly.  At least they finally restored internet access again.  CBS SportsLine.com here I come...

9:30PM

Thoroughly engrossed by the MSU/Valpo game (and by the fact that Mike Chapell has found his shot), I forget that the Red Wings are still on ESPN2.  In fact, I forget I'm even downloading an MP3 from Napster all this time and it had died mid-transfer.  In the meantime Gonzaga is picking apart Lousville late in the 2nd Half.  Things might be getting interesting.  Now where did I put that food I just went and got?.. 

9:35PM

MP3 transfer is still dead, and somehow I'm going to blame Ameritech for this.  Every time I find this MP3 somewhere something keeps me from getting it all.  Valpo can hardly blame Ameritech for getting dumped 65-38 by Michigan St. though. After the MSU/Valpo game I get to see the final 3 minutes of Gonzaga/Louisville, which is infinitely more of a game than the one I just finished watching.

9:50PM

Make no mistake about it, it's obvious the Zags of Gonzaga aren't in the tourney to screw around, and they drop Lousville 77-66.  Ouch. Though it's hardly an upset. In Minneapolis, Maryland is beats overmatched Iona 74-59. Why anyone thought this would be a better game is beyond me.  Probably propaganda spread by evil Ameritech.

10:05PM

Wisconsin tips off against Fresno St. and I'm a happy man -- the final slate of games is starting to get underway.

10:25PM

I flip over to watch the Red Wings blow a 3-2 lead with less than 20 seconds to go in the third period, and go on to lose in OT.  Ugh.  In the meantime the Fresno St./Wisconsin game is exactly as good a matchup as I'd predicted.  Even though Duany Duany is still just a ridiculous name.

10:45PM

In case you hadn't noticed yet, my thoughts have been wandering away from normal "sane" things in the last couple of writings above.  You watch 10 solid hours of basketball and see how thought-provoking you are with the things that come out of your head.  I cal it the Ameritech Effect<TM>.  There are other games going on but I'm beginning to have difficulty keeping them straight.  Although St. Louis was just beating Utah at last check, it could hardly be considered an upset for a #9 to beat a #8...

11:30PM

What did I say?  I said you can't take Ball St. lightly, and UCLA is finding out as they are barely beating Ball St. 32-31 right now.  In the meantime Wisconsin just ripped off a 26-4 run against Fresno St.  There isn't a word in the English language to describe that kind of pain.  I note that today has still been rather uneventful in terms of past days -- the upsets just haven't happened and I'm starting to get angry about it... oh no wait, maybe it's just Ameritech...

Friday, 12:10AM

The Tourney suspense is alive!!  Even though Utah edged St. Louis, St. John's edged Northern Arizona, and Wisconsin downed Fresno St., they were all good games. Also Arizona won, and UCLA unfortunately dumped Ball St.  Which isn't much consolation to those of us hungering an upset but... there's stil the second half of games all tomorrow.  Who knows.  Because tomorrow is another day.  And 16 more games...


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